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(More customer reviews)If you're looking to get turned on, go get the original porn version of this film and watch it the way it was meant to be watched. The R-rated version of Pirates may be a little sexy and have lots of T&A, but, in order to keep their R rating, they have to cut out before any of the good stuff happens.
That being said, I highly recommend this movie to anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor. The dialogue in the movie is idiotic...brilliantly idiotic. With lines such as:
"I smell something burning."
"Probably your crotch from all the action you've been getting."
You'll definitely be laughing WITH the writers, not AT them.
And yes, the acting is terrible, but that also adds to the fun of this version. There's a reason they are called Porn stars instead of actors: they can't act. But the hilarious dialogue paired with the monotone or somewhat awkward delivery is priceless. And some of the stars do a really great job of camping it up and making fun of their own bad acting. It makes me think of something a group of drunk friends would act out to entertain a crowd. I was laughing all the way through. I think this one will be great to show at my next party. Good times...
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